Sunday, October 20, 2013

Bio: The Saint

International Pirate and Overall Charmer:

Nemarc "The Saint" Douglas

The man, or woman, who bore this name, was legendary in certain circles. The kind of legend that made some men weep and some woman snarl and tear their hair out. To the rest, this character was an unknown quantity.
He/she had not ever been known to be photographed; this fact was much to the chagrin of those who knew of the Legend.
There many stories to go with the legend:

He/she had toppled the government of San Pedro on a bet. She/he had stolen the identity of the emissary of Paraguay to Russia and had caused a rather embarrassing episode in the UN before leaving. After this, they had discovered some even more embarrassing contracts made between the Russian ambassador and the titular emissary of Paraguay.

A short while after this, the Russian Authorities discovered it was as The real Russian Ambassador that The Saint had made these contracts. The exact number was unknown, but the years that The Saint spent in the post of the Russian Ambassador was, at the bare minimum, five years.
This was the most embarrassing episode of all.

There were too many capers like this to mention all of them in this bio. These listed ones were merely for an example of the character of the person they call,  "The Saint."

She/he had legions of fans in even some more extreme quarters. In these, he/she was seen as a gentle folk hero who used the mistakes of others for lessons in the geo-political arena.

They said, those who supposedly "knew," that he/she was currently in Malaysia working w/ or against the rebels there depending on who was asked.

She/he was an elusive figure of an unknown character, hard to pin down to any nationality, habits or set of beliefs.

One thing had been constant though in her/his life; when he/she was around, the pace of everything would pick and everything would shortly get much more exciting.

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